("R18 - SNVL") My package is under stocked - MTN

So its been three days since I last I heard there would be stock soon.



Something I equate to much like being on hold for 3 days. Only this is not a sex line where some very turned on woman is whispering into my ear and complementing me on my very well endowed breathing. Though I am sure that if I had ordered the worlds best male vibrator with custom hand made matching earrings delivered to my door with a manual in every language and its own personal trainer--I would be able to understand...

 But Alas...

I keep trying to make up reasons for why I still have to wait. My mother told me that someday that man will come... Hopefully he would bring along with him the Bluetooth headset and phone cover that I am still waiting on.

I mean its not like I am buying a R11K phone and hoping to be pleased sexually by every woman in the bar after I show them all the kewl features on my hand held O.o. But the bar is empty... Much like MTN's 3G bar or much like the stockroom.

I can't even be angry... Its just depressing... I am starting to feel blue in so many areas :( What is this service delivery you speak of? The customer use to come first. All I feel is underwhelmed and very unsatisfied.